Tuva refuses to comment on Drexx’s homemade hip-hop tapes. On the International Day for Monuments and Statues, Tuva celebrates Lady Liberty, a statue of America’s first female arsonist.ĭrexx is furious that Drake is so popular when plenty of other Canadian soap opera stars go unnoticed. She and Drexx warn us against one of modern life’s most horrific monsters-the insidious Spoiler, who can only be defeated by the heroic Spoiler Alert. Tuva rails against hipster artisans, who are trying to steal jobs from hardworking American robots. She’s been listening to space jazz records and tries out some of the slang for herself.
Tuva questions the idea that some pictures and words are considered obscene in Earth culture.
When the guy can’t produce a satisfactory answer-and Drexx deems his Obama imitation offensive-Drexx kills him and gives up on the project. In order to determine his whereabouts, Drexx kidnaps an American citizen and probes him for answers (also, fills him with anal probes). Meanwhile, Barack Obama has gone missing after the 2016 election. Tuva discusses California’s astronomical decline in monarch butterfly population while Drexx rails against the classism inherent in this species’ name. One of today’s top news stories features the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, which has just inducted some new members.
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